Cookbook for the High-Functioning Paranoiac

I just lucked into creating this delicious dish last Saturday and had to share:

Started off simple enough, frying bacon and boiling some basmati rice. Meanwhile, I began preparing a spinach salad with pomegranate. Didn’t know how to prepare a pomegranate so I butchered it a bit. Outside is bitter, don’t eat. Seeds are yummy, tart and sweet. So I mixed the spinach with the pomegranate, finished cooking the bacon, ate the bacon on site, then I was like, shit, don’t have any bacon for my salad. I cooked a nice fresh small-market salmon fillet in the bacon grease. Finished the rice, turned out awesome.

And then I got paranoid:

http://youtu.be/6lMd2pOVJoE

About Bryan Basamanowicz

I'm a Marijuana Paranoia Management Coach or Inner-Space Exploration Consultant-- I help my clients gain (or regain) enjoyment or medicinal benefit from legal, moderate marijuana consumption. Read my book, follow me on twitter; I'm sad on the inside and need your attention.

Posted on October 9, 2012, in Food. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Woah. Listening to “Keep Em Separated” will never be the same again. Hahaha.

    • Bryan Basamanowicz

      Hey– thanks for watching that all the way through =) Takes some patience, but for those willing to be patient, I’ll do my best to creep you out. My promise to you!

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